Harnessing the Moon

Jonesy · 02-28-2008, 07:29 PM

Tidal power... is it sexy? I was contemplatering the stuff*age and I thought maybe we could create like a large basin, on a swiveling-thing. As the moon sucks it dry, the basin would move on its axis, creating the right amount of motion necessary for harnessing the bitch.

In less pornographic terms, the basin would move with the motion of the water inside the basin. The water is moved by the moon in the same fashion tides are moved.

Or does the whole moon/tide thing not work quite like this?

(btw, I was censored for trying to use the word stuff*age, fucking scumbag asshole cocksucker admins, fuck you all)

BillCosby · 03-01-2008, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonesy

Tidal power... is it sexy? I was contemplatering the stuff*age and I thought maybe we could create like a large basin, on a swiveling-thing.

As the moon sucks it dry, the basin would move on its axis, creating the right amount of motion necessary for harnessing the bitch.

In less pornographic terms, the basin would move with the motion of the water inside the basin. The water is moved by the moon in the same fashion tides are moved.

Or does the whole moon/tide thing not work quite like this?

(btw, I was censored for trying to use the word stuff*age, fucking scumbag asshole cocksucker admins, fuck you all)

Just were would be put this thing???

In your backyard????

PursuitOfHappinessParty · 03-01-2008, 02:04 PM

BillCosby · 03-01-2008, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by PursuitOfHappinessParty

Is that an endorsement??

WIll you be voting for him during the board elections???

PursuitOfHappinessParty · 03-01-2008, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BillCosby

Is that an endorsement??

WIll you be voting for him during the board elections???

Huge basins of moon powered wave motion power generator.
What's he running for, Crazy Czar?

BillCosby · 03-01-2008, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by PursuitOfHappinessParty

Huge basins of moon powered wave motion power generator.
What's he running for, Crazy Czar?

I nominated him for board president to run against the two established, establishment candidates..........

Maybe he would be a good cheney like vp????

Were would you or he put these huge basins???

How about Canada.. They have lots of wasted space up there...

grumpygirl · 03-01-2008, 02:29 PM

Jonesy, France has a tidal power plant.
I don't think you would need to build a basin, you just need a shoreline to build the plant and underwater turbines.

PursuitOfHappinessParty · 03-01-2008, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by BillCosby

I nominated him for board president to run against the two established, establishment candidates..........

Maybe he would be a good cheney like vp????

Were would you or he put these huge basins???

How about Canada.. They have lots of wasted space up there...

A crazy third party candidate? How original, why hasn't anyone ever thought of that before? He gets my vote, but only if he promises me pay-off mon....err... refunds for everyone!!!!!!

I'm thinking D.C. for the Basin, or maybe Philadelphia Eagles' Superbowl Trophy Case

PursuitOfHappinessParty · 03-01-2008, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by grumpygirl

Jonesy, France has a tidal power plant.
I don't think you would need to build a basin, you just need a shoreline to build the plant and underwater turbines.

Damn Frogs. This is America, Dammit, and we want a big, wasteful, dubiously effective, monumentally expensive, privately owned yet government paid SUPERBASIN with freakin' lazers on it.

Damn EruoCheerleaders.........

BillCosby · 03-01-2008, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by grumpygirl

Jonesy, France has a tidal power plant.
I don't think you would need to build a basin, you just need a shoreline to build the plant and underwater turbines.

Think of the work this will create for americans unwilling to do the work........

Man the shovels.. Dull the picks & axes & we will solve the worlds problems together.............. March forward, I mean north.........

02-28-2008, 07:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jonesy Truth Lion Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,554 Thanks: 10 Thanked 32 Times in 23 Posts	Harnessing the Moon Tidal power... is it sexy? I was contemplatering the stuffage and I thought maybe we could create like a large basin, on a swiveling-thing. As the moon sucks it dry, the basin* would move on its axis, creating the right amount of motion necessary for harnessing the bitch. In less pornographic terms, the basin would move with the motion of the water inside the basin. The water is moved by the moon in the same fashion tides are moved. Or does the whole moon/tide thing not work quite like this? (btw, I was censored for trying to use the word stuff*age, fucking scumbag asshole cocksucker admins, fuck you all)
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03-01-2008, 02:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
PursuitOfHappinessParty Ideating Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Dallas/Ft. Worth Posts: 3,521 My Mood: Thanks: 67 Thanked 73 Times in 57 Posts	__________________ Its like a finger pointing at the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you'll miss all that heavenly glory. - Bruce Lee in 'Enter The Dragon'
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03-01-2008, 02:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
grumpygirl All Smoke, No Mirrors Yeti Sports 1- Long Shot Version Champion! Mahjong Connect Champion! Tournaments Won: 6 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,338 Thanks: 84 Thanked 64 Times in 49 Posts	Jonesy, France has a tidal power plant. I don't think you would need to build a basin, you just need a shoreline to build the plant and underwater turbines.
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