Rioting in the streets - Page 4

lrrp · 04-24-2008, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by babylonDon

But they'll have enough prescience to plan (ahead, apparently) according to their estimates of National Guard strengths?

You are never more obvious, than when you think you're being disingenuous. Or more comical.

You wear the things you fear, like badges, for everyone to see.

But surely, this "brave Viet-Nam era Marine" has no fears of unrest coming to his trailer park. The great unwashed, unemployed twentysomething liberal masses wouldn't dare overturn his precious single wide, nor fire bomb the barber shop where Mr. Mitty and his cohorts have flashbacks of wars they didn't go to...

babylonDon · 04-24-2008, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by lrrp

But surely, this "brave Viet-Nam era Marine" has no fears of unrest coming to his trailer park. The great unwashed, unemployed twentysomething liberal masses wouldn't dare overturn his precious single wide, nor fire bomb the barber shop where Mr. Mitty and his cohorts have flashbacks of wars they didn't go to...

"For God Sakes!!!!!! Just take the portable stereo, and GO!!!" That's what the 'inexperienced and unemployed' want eh BR? That and your hubcaps....

ibex · 04-24-2008, 08:26 AM

Okay you two, all yucks aside, we know damn well who Bornwrong really is and the purpose of this thread was to incite discord. From the looks of things, it seems as though he's had moderate success in that purpose. But Cowpoke, if you're reading this, take note of the earlier suggestion that you're never more comical and absurd than in your pathetic attempts at sabotoge. We all know you hate "libs", be they Black, White, Asian, Native American and let's not forget your least favorite ethnic group, Hispanic. I know you're chomping at the bit to take a shot at me personally, so go for it and do your worst. I'm bored with this latest phony incarnation of yourself, go ahead and be the block headed red kneck we all know and loathe, except for comic relief of course.

Kanadesaga · 04-24-2008, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by ibex

Okay you two, all yucks aside, we know damn well who Bornwrong really is and the purpose of this thread was to incite discord. From the looks of things, it seems as though he's had moderate success in that purpose. But Cowpoke, if you're reading this, take note of the earlier suggestion that you're never more comical and absurd than in your pathetic attempts at sabotoge. We all know you hate "libs", be they Black, White, Asian, Native American and let's not forget your least favorite ethnic group, Hispanic. I know you're chomping at the bit to take a shot at me personally, so go for it and do your worst. I'm bored with this latest phony incarnation of yourself, go ahead and be the block headed red kneck we all know and loathe, except for comic relief of course.

dude, you forgot his two favorite groups to hate, women and poor people! Oh and Gays! you forgot them too. Trigger just wants to spread that love all around.

PursuitOfHappinessParty · 04-24-2008, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Kanadesaga

dude, you forgot his two favorite groups to hate, women and poor people! Oh and Gays! you forgot them too. Trigger just wants to spread that love all around.

Puppies?

ibex · 04-24-2008, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Kanadesaga

dude, you forgot his two favorite groups to hate, women and poor people! Oh and Gays! you forgot them too. Trigger just wants to spread that love all around.

Of course! How could I not forget he hates me for that reason more than any other! I'm confused, I'm too preoccupied waiting for an occasion to say to him, "Trigger please!"

Kanadesaga · 04-24-2008, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by PursuitOfHappinessParty

Puppies?

He probably feeds them to his pit bulls.

babylonDon · 04-24-2008, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ibex

Of course! How could I not forget he hates me for that reason more than any other! I'm confused, I'm too preoccupied waiting for an occasion to say to him, "Trigger please!"

He resents anyone who could theoretically have sex with him, without bearing him a young'un.

Kanadesaga · 04-24-2008, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ibex

Of course! How could I not forget he hates me for that reason more than any other! I'm confused, I'm too preoccupied waiting for an occasion to say to him, "Trigger please!"

careful, if he hears the word trigger too much he may have a Viet Nam flashback and open fire on the barbershop!

HarperLee · 04-24-2008, 08:56 AM

Oh, I think this thread has caused amusement more than discord.

The idea of elitists with advanced degrees from Ivy League schools and incomes of well over $200,000 taking to the streets delights me.

I bet they are planning it now. They will have uniforms -- Abercrombie
& Fitch shirts. They will drive to the riot sites in their Range Rovers
and they will attack with hundreds of thousands of copies of What's the Matter with Kansas? They will be guzzling good white
wine. They will shriek filthy slurs in French. Their top-of-the-line
MP3 players and Range Rover stereo systems will be blasting classical music and good jazz.

Not so amusing is my image of rednecks rioting if the superdelegates tell Hillary to go the fuck away. Have you ever seen toothless people
riot? The ones who are in a drunken stupor are not so dangerous,
but those crystal meth addicts are scary as hell. No one wants
a double-wide trailer thrown at them. And I hope the National Guard
is prepared for the sawed-off shotguns and the broken [generic]
beer bottles. Not to mention the fact that identifying the rioters
wearing white sheets will be almost impossible.

04-24-2008, 08:26 AM	#33 (permalink)
ibex Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,471 My Mood: Thanks: 245 Thanked 267 Times in 180 Posts	Okay you two, all yucks aside, we know damn well who Bornwrong really is and the purpose of this thread was to incite discord. From the looks of things, it seems as though he's had moderate success in that purpose. But Cowpoke, if you're reading this, take note of the earlier suggestion that you're never more comical and absurd than in your pathetic attempts at sabotoge. We all know you hate "libs", be they Black, White, Asian, Native American and let's not forget your least favorite ethnic group, Hispanic. I know you're chomping at the bit to take a shot at me personally, so go for it and do your worst. I'm bored with this latest phony incarnation of yourself, go ahead and be the block headed red kneck we all know and loathe, except for comic relief of course.
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04-24-2008, 08:56 AM	#40 (permalink)
HarperLee Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 4,728 Thanks: 1,681 Thanked 596 Times in 379 Posts	Oh, I think this thread has caused amusement more than discord. The idea of elitists with advanced degrees from Ivy League schools and incomes of well over $200,000 taking to the streets delights me. I bet they are planning it now. They will have uniforms -- Abercrombie & Fitch shirts. They will drive to the riot sites in their Range Rovers and they will attack with hundreds of thousands of copies of What's the Matter with Kansas? They will be guzzling good white wine. They will shriek filthy slurs in French. Their top-of-the-line MP3 players and Range Rover stereo systems will be blasting classical music and good jazz. Not so amusing is my image of rednecks rioting if the superdelegates tell Hillary to go the fuck away. Have you ever seen toothless people riot? The ones who are in a drunken stupor are not so dangerous, but those crystal meth addicts are scary as hell. No one wants a double-wide trailer thrown at them. And I hope the National Guard is prepared for the sawed-off shotguns and the broken [generic] beer bottles. Not to mention the fact that identifying the rioters wearing white sheets will be almost impossible.
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