Bush Orders Warships to Myanmar

mudwhistle · 05-09-2008, 07:34 AM

Four U.S. Navy warships were ordered to the cyclone-ravaged nation of Myanmar today, exactly 1875 days after Bush declared "Mission Accomplished" aboard an aircraft carrier while Iraq, and our Constitution burned.

The Shrub insists, of course, that these vessels are simply carrying much needed food and supplies to the Myanmar people. I suppose that after causing the cyclone with his refusal to ratify Kyoto, he can buy their silence with a few crates of Spam. But the Myanmarian government knows better. They're fully aware that Bush's sudden display of altruism is merely a thinly veiled ploy to invade their Socialist Utopia and steal their secrets - such as their wonderful socialized health care system. No doubt Bush also has his eye on their vast, untapped supply of biting gnats, as well as the coveted Yarping Gibbon, whose left testicle is said to be a strong aphrodisiac when ground into a fine powder and mixed with the milk of the Yak. Such a prize would be a perfect wedding gift for his drunk of a slut daughter who will be expected to get crackin' on producing the next heir to the Chimp dynasty, and perhaps one day the White House.

No matter. The Bushes are as bereft of guilt as they are of compassion. I'm sure Jenjen will sleep comfortably in her wedding bed while Bush's battleships rain fire on Myanmar under the guise of "humanitarian relief".

BlameBush!: Bush Orders Warships to Myanmar

babylonDon · 05-09-2008, 07:41 AM

You don't really 'get' things, do you?

Kanadesaga · 05-09-2008, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by mudwhistle

Four U.S. Navy warships were ordered to the cyclone-ravaged nation of Myanmar today, exactly 1875 days after Bush declared "Mission Accomplished" aboard an aircraft carrier while Iraq, and our Constitution burned.

Just like the retard to try and prove how big his dick is. Again.

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The Shrub insists, of course, that these vessels are simply carrying much needed food and supplies to the Myanmar people. I suppose that after causing the cyclone with his refusal to ratify Kyoto, he can buy their silence with a few crates of Spam.

No, no, the cyclone was caused by God, because those heathen Myanmarians (?), Myanmarese (?), oh fuck those Burma guys didn't love the baby Jesus.

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But the Myanmarian government knows better.

Oh! Ok, if you say so.

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They're fully aware that Bush's sudden display of altruism is merely a thinly veiled ploy to invade their Socialist Utopia and steal their secrets - such as their wonderful socialized health care system.

It probably works better than ours. Unless you're rich or course.

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No doubt Bush also has his eye on their vast, untapped supply of biting gnats,

No, there's enough pests in Washington already.

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as well as the coveted Yarping Gibbon, whose left testicle is said to be a strong aphrodisiac when ground into a fine powder and mixed with the milk of the Yak.

You must be Republican, only they care more about a dick-hardener.

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Such a prize would be a perfect wedding gift for his drunk of a slut daughter who will be expected to get crackin' on producing the next heir to the Chimp dynasty, and perhaps one day the White House.

But what does the other drunk slut of a daughter get? And this country nor the world can survive another bush crime family presidency.

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No matter. The Bushes are as bereft of guilt as they are of compassion.

You're half right.

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I'm sure Jenjen will sleep comfortably in her wedding bed while Bush's battleships rain fire on Myanmar under the guise of "humanitarian relief".

He won't shoot, just wave his dick a little. Or is that wave his little dick?

Jonesy · 05-09-2008, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by babylonDon

You don't really 'get' things, do you?

Better get used to it. Mud will be posting this kind of crap until the election is over.

gonzo · 05-09-2008, 09:04 AM

The_Heretic · 05-09-2008, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by babylonDon

You don't really 'get' things, do you?

Because Mudwhistle knows jack shit about the military he doesn't know that it's an amphibious assault ship who's second role is disaster relief and aid delivery [for which it's being employed now].

mudwhistle · 05-09-2008, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by babylonDon

You don't really 'get' things, do you?

Do you and Heretic recognize satire when you read it?

babylonDon · 05-09-2008, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by mudwhistle

Do you and Heretic recognize satire when you read it?

Sure do.

But that just beings me back to my original question.

I'm still genuinely mystified as to why you would post that.

You didn't comment on it in any way, so for all I knew, YOU didn't get it was satire.

The_Heretic · 05-09-2008, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by babylonDon

Sure do.

But that just beings me back to my original question.

I'm still genuinely mystified as to why you would post that.

You didn't comment on it in any way, so for all I knew, YOU didn't get it was satire.

He's trying to spin the fact he made a fool of himself. Since I have him on ignore I've no ideas what it reads.

cheapseats · 05-09-2008, 11:02 AM

I would draw attention to our ability to do for Myanmar, on the other side of the world, what we STILL have not done for New Orleans.

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mudwhistle Banned Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Tennessee Posts: 949 Thanks: 178 Thanked 34 Times in 20 Posts	Bush Orders Warships to Myanmar Four U.S. Navy warships were ordered to the cyclone-ravaged nation of Myanmar today, exactly 1875 days after Bush declared "Mission Accomplished" aboard an aircraft carrier while Iraq, and our Constitution burned. The Shrub insists, of course, that these vessels are simply carrying much needed food and supplies to the Myanmar people. I suppose that after causing the cyclone with his refusal to ratify Kyoto, he can buy their silence with a few crates of Spam. But the Myanmarian government knows better. They're fully aware that Bush's sudden display of altruism is merely a thinly veiled ploy to invade their Socialist Utopia and steal their secrets - such as their wonderful socialized health care system. No doubt Bush also has his eye on their vast, untapped supply of biting gnats, as well as the coveted Yarping Gibbon, whose left testicle is said to be a strong aphrodisiac when ground into a fine powder and mixed with the milk of the Yak. Such a prize would be a perfect wedding gift for his drunk of a slut daughter who will be expected to get crackin' on producing the next heir to the Chimp dynasty, and perhaps one day the White House. No matter. The Bushes are as bereft of guilt as they are of compassion. I'm sure Jenjen will sleep comfortably in her wedding bed while Bush's battleships rain fire on Myanmar under the guise of "humanitarian relief". BlameBush!: Bush Orders Warships to Myanmar
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