Bush's Bucket List

Teri B. · 01-16-2008, 08:13 AM

This CRACKED me up last night!

What, do you suppose, besides visiting Israel and negotiating peace in the middle east (which consists of him stopping by once and saying, "Hey, dudes, just be nice."), is on Bush's Bucket List?

jdanton · 01-16-2008, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Teri B.

This CRACKED me up last night!

What, do you suppose, besides visiting Israel and negotiating peace in the middle east (which consists of him stopping by once and saying, "Hey, dudes, just be nice."), is on Bush's Bucket List?

Me too.

Plus his pointing out how much better we seem to treat muslim countries that are less democratic.

Teri B. · 01-16-2008, 10:48 AM

I've got one!

* In order to leave office with a high approval rating, Bush will kill Cheney!

* In order to make sure his name lives on, he will name the 750 mile fence along the border with Mexico, the George W. Bush Freedom Fence.

Rollerball · 01-16-2008, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Teri B.

This CRACKED me up last night!

What, do you suppose, besides visiting Israel and negotiating peace in the middle east (which consists of him stopping by once and saying, "Hey, dudes, just be nice."), is on Bush's Bucket List?

- use the original Constitution and crayons to draw a horsey for mommy Bush's refrigerator.

serum114 · 01-16-2008, 11:55 AM

He will coach the Miami Dolphins from the Oval office and declare victory no matter the outcome. To return the favor for electing him.

slowhand · 01-16-2008, 12:05 PM

He will take a vacation at Mulholland Falls

Teri B. · 01-16-2008, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by serum114

He will coach the Miami Dolphins from the Oval office and declare victory no matter the outcome. To return the favor for electing him.

Good one!

Teri B. · 01-16-2008, 02:53 PM

* He will make another trip to Russia to see if Putin has had a soul transplant.

EvilMonkey · 01-16-2008, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by serum114

He will coach the Miami Dolphins from the Oval office and declare victory no matter the outcome. To return the favor for electing him.

Excellent! He doesn't need writers, he just needs to visit this forum.

Teri B. · 01-24-2008, 08:29 PM

"Look at me! I'm Ben Hur!"

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Teri B. Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 6,315 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 36 Thanked 56 Times in 34 Posts	I've got one! * In order to leave office with a high approval rating, Bush will kill Cheney! * In order to make sure his name lives on, he will name the 750 mile fence along the border with Mexico, the George W. Bush Freedom Fence. Last edited by Teri B.; 01-16-2008 at 11:03 AM.
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slowhand Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 3,484 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 55 Thanked 68 Times in 44 Posts	He will take a vacation at Mulholland Falls
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