Originally Posted by Vicariously I

In the spirit of this threads hilarious Headline I thought I'd paste an email I got today with actual headlines from 2007.



Actual headlines in 2007





Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.






Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?






Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!






Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!






Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Those no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-so's!






Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!





War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!





If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!






Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!






Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Hmm-mm. They may be onto something!






Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges Oklahoma's construction program!
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!






Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge.






New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?






Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those canned beans!






Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Don't they taste a little like chicken?





Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Wow! Chainsaw Massacre all over again!





Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, those guys are tall!




And the winner is....


Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?