Stop Bird Porn!

EvilMonkey · 08-27-2008, 11:32 AM

Oh yeah, can't make this stuff up StopBirdPorn.Org They are hanging out at the DNC preaching their cause.

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According to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service forty eight million people watch birds. We have discovered that certain demographics of Bird Watchers are more sexually active than others.The elderly find that bird watching is not strenuous. And this erotic experience can be enjoyed privately through binoculars. Most disturbing are the groups of bird watchers seeking vicarious sexual gratification in the woods.

Here's a couple of their comments:

jim sweitzer Says:
August 5, 2008 at 12:36 am I LIKE BIRDS. I LIKE WATCHING THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE AWESOME. THIS CAMPAIGN TURNS ME OFF… BAD. BIRDS ARE GOOD TO LOOK AT SO STOP.
I LIKE TURTLES!

david Says:
August 5, 2008 at 2:34 pm
vile, vile individuals.
where is the ‘donate’ button? my wallet is ready and willing. I can’t wait to watch the hammer of my disposable income sweep the depraved from my area park and/or forest preserve.

Roger Wilfred Bush III Says:
August 11, 2008 at 9:26 pm
A close friend, in whom I confided my fetish several years ago, alerted me to this site. I have been a closet bird-porn-addict for years. In fact, I’ve raised the ante to PELAGIC bird porn, a unique type of bird porn where you go out on boats with other birders and watch everything unfold right in front of you, unobstructed by trees, buildings or vegetation. I feel so much better now that I know there are others who suffer from my affliction and aren’t afraid to come out of the closet. All I can say is THANK GOD FOR THE WEB!! - Roger

Steve Luebke Says:
August 12, 2008 at 6:25 pm I agree. These birds need to be stopped! Who in the ef do they think they are… procreating in public?! Do they have any sense of decency whatsoever?! I once saw this video called Planet Earth and it was littered with bird porn! Lets get this filth off the streets, out of our local video stores, and prosecute these bird porn pedaling perverts to the fullest extent of the law.
Let’s put a stop to this madness TODAY!