EvilMonkey

That would be me, we have very strict requirements before we give administrative access. Although I see you meet them with a minimum of 1 post so I'll get to cracking on that straight away.

Pieter

Oh...... you startled me.


Thank you. Are you the boss? Please let me in. I have a lot of things to do and I am a busy man.... eh... person.

If you have any influence here remind them that this could lead to a diplomatic embarrassment for them if I am frustrated in my efforts.

My board may have to declare war on your board.

Teri B.

Well this is an interesting "Chap." Not a name I recognize from our neck of the woods. How's it going?

Pieter

Ah... at last. I am Pieter the Great III from PMP, you have probably heard of it..... and I am having the most dreadful time squeezing avatars in here and there, banners won't show up and those size restrictions are inhuman.

I simply cannot express myself adequately.

If you wouldn't mind just lending me your key I will let myself in and make all the necessary changes and be on my way. I'll leave the key on your bedside table.

Hmmmm.... I bet you sleep naked hey? Yes, well.


I'll wait here ---- or not. Just PM your password and I can get a move on.

Thanks ........ Pieter, kissy kissy.

Kana

Pieter posted on the Bill Maher board years ago, back before the last big crash that drove a lot of people to Pieter's board and political-nutshell.

Pieter

OH good grief.... an American!!!! And from the south no less.


Should I be talking to you? Do you people still have slaves and hang homosexuals? What on earth are you doing living in that ghastly place.


Nothing personal of course but I must question your standards and ethics.


Oh..... sorry..... did you say something?





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Teri B.

Ohhhh! I was just wondering. Didn't recognise him. Welcome.

EvilMonkey

Oh no, I'm not falling for that one again. Last time I did that I woke up with my pants on backwards.

Teri B.

No way. If we abandoned all of the Southern United States, you people would just run over here in your little nickers and take over.

Nope, this is the best part of the country and some of us (my yankee parents) recognize that.

Pieter

Ah yes.... those were the days weren't they?


Well this is now. The BM board has turned to shit and have declared it a non-board and left it to rot. Simply not good enough. They actually ban people you know. How gauche.........


You must drop in. We are ever so silly at PMP. Come when you need a break from all this serious stuff. I rub your brain and you'll feel faaaaabulous dahhhhhhhling. kiss kiss