Pieter

Well...... I had nothing to do with that. How rude!!!

Besides I am meticulous and always put things back exactly as I found them.


If you don't notice anything unusual in the morning those are probably the times I have paid you a little visit and ehhhhh..... I shouldn't say really. Modesty forbids me.


(great legs BTW. hmmmmmmmmmm......)

Pieter

Oh no dear.... The cleaning costs are too prohibitive. One would need an army of slaves to do it all.


You keep it and then we'll know where you are.

EvilMonkey

DannyBoy

An interesting fellow to say the least . Bloody Aussies .

Pieter

WRONG!!!


I am Dutch. As is The Netherlands..... You know Holland.

Not New Holland (Australia).


I live in Australia.



Can I get my admin access now?

Teri B.

Oh Damn! A Brit vs. Aussie (Dutch) smack down.

Or should I be having tea and crumpets with a side of ale and croc toes for this? No I'll stick with Popcorn.

Ready . . . set . . . GO!

Pieter

The english and the french....... Ugh!!!!

Blend* them together and you get an american. (hehehe)

The english are twits and too stupid to know it and the french are twits but to arrogant to admit it.

Collectively americans are like a wayward teenager who has no sense of responsibility and drives too fast through the suburbs of the world whilst yelling obscenities out the car window offending everyone who encounters them. They use up all of dad's gas and toss litter out leaving a wake of trash. Try to reason with them and they throw a tantrum and they get their hoonish buddies to come an beat you up and leave you close to death and they think that is adult and reasonable. They have no idea about anything "out-of-town" but are overly confident that their town is the best and will beat anyone up for not seeing things their way. They are too concerned with their hair and their next blow-job to be able to learn anything worthwhile and an autograph from their nearest celebrity means everything to them. Why I don't know - their celebrities are all drugged out egocentric idiots with more tits than talent and the real stars all come from Australia. Being american means getting into deeper debt than the neighbours because you are measured by your acquisitions and gadgetry. Even now as the banks are reaping the benefits the fools who have lost everything are running to get a facelift so the harsh truth won't show on their oft remodeled faces and buy some stuff to ease the depression - all on the credit card naturally.

Put a man who is possed by the devil and mickey mouse in the Whitehouse to lead all these twits and you have an explosive situation the world has ne'er before seen. It will either explode or implode and I pray it is the latter.

We don't like you anymore. Keep your stupid pointless gadgets and tedious sit-coms and endless detective shows. They stink. You have no taste - no style - no restraint.

I don't know why I "married" one of you. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


Dutch-Aussies are such fucking hypocrites. heee heeee heeeeeeeeeeeee....... gasp


cough..... hack hack...... choke..... (damn)


OOOOOW...... gotta go. Judge Judy is on soon.


"in a blender of course.

Teri B.

Yes, do come down from your high . . . hobby horse in your little nickers and tell us what is wrong with all of us wet-behind-the-ears "yanks." Better to be wet behind the ears than moldy, I'd say.

Tell ya what, we'll hang on to the folks who revolutionalized agriculture, invented automobles, airplanes, the computer, and the internet, and you pompus chaps in your former penal colony can hang on to Steve Irwin's Wild Life Preserve. K?

Pieter

Why did you read it? You people can't be told anything. And inventing the car - the curse of the modern world and a few other gadgets does not make up for the millions of innocent people your governments have murdered over the last century just in the name of profit and power.

We WERE a penal colony perhaps but america has more people behind bars than ANY OTHER NATION ON EARTH. Your prisons are inhumanely over-crowded and most of them as a result of your racist policies and phobias. You ARE a penal colony. You are in fact bent on punishment and never bother with rehabilitation. You are the ONLY developed nation who still executes people. Barbaric!!!! Often they are innocent - your legal system is not to fussed as long as someone is blamed it matters not if they are actually guilty.

And what is the reason for trying kiddies as adults??? What do you think that proves - or solves? That is the most uncivilized thing I have ever heard of. Disgusting. You should all be ashamed to allow such primitive behavior. Shocking.

What do you expect from a country where nobody remembers who their real parents are. You can't stand each other either - the highest divorce rate on earth. One little thing goes wrong and you want out. What a bunch of sissy brats. Grow up.


Oh..... Steve Irksome is Australian - I am Dutch. I loath him and am glad he's dead. He was dragging down an entire culture. Aussies are not that bad really. At least they can laugh at themselves - unlike you stuck-up humourless bullies.


Mind you.... I do like The Simpsons. Mr Groening understands america. hehehe

That show is the best and most decent work to come out of your culture starved drugged out debt-ridden pretentious don't-know-nothin' society.

You need to learn to shut up.

And if you can't - learn english before you completely destroy it. BAH!!!!!!!!!


Did I say to shut up?????? oh yes, good.


Bye now. kiss kiss Love you my dears............ You do understand my loathing of your sicko nation is NEVER personal I trust. You don't need to be so defensive. There is no point. It is a fucked place and is on the way out.

Get smart and move somewhere else. Anywhere else. Mexico even..........

EvilMonkey

Let this be a lesson kids, crack will get you nowhere!