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GuitarWizard · 12-22-2007, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Environment Man

At least you are acting sort of normal. Can you explain your condition?

And ya didn't mean to make you wait but my condition is I'm the bolt but enough of the petty mud slinging I'm not an ape so I bid you adooooo.....ive got work to do.

GuitarWizard · 12-22-2007, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by GuitarWizard

And ya didn't mean to make you wait but my condition is I'm the bolt but enough of the petty mud slinging I'm not an ape so I bid you adooooo.....ive got work to do.

O-ya one last thought because I didn't finish my statement I used to be a nut but was anchored to the bolt of fellowship, and now I am the bolt that need's another nut.

Merry Christmas.

LeisureChrist · 12-23-2007, 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Environment Man

Well I knew you lived in a trailer at one time or another so give me props for that. Okay and replace mayo with mustard.

You know about two things... And Jack left town. Mustard? Don't let's be silly.

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We have a lifelong bond. Our love has existed for at decades. She is now available and so am I. We never dated except going out 2 times in our 20s. We do not kno if we are compatible. I think we both would like to find out. She is in another state, but hey....they have planes. So we WILL SEE.

Hmmm... Your love has existed for two decades, yet you have a child by somebody else that is less than two decades old. If you loved her, what the hell were you doing sleeping with somebody else? And how can you say that your love has existed for two decades but you don't know if you're compatible? For that matter, if you don't know if you're compatible, what are you doing proclaiming that you'll marry her in two years? It's good that she's in another state, because the one you're in seems a bit delusional.

Environment Man · 12-23-2007, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by GuitarWizard

O-ya one last thought because I didn't finish my statement I used to be a nut but was anchored to the bolt of fellowship, and now I am the bolt that need's another nut.

Merry Christmas.

So you ARE a nut. Okay. Just checking. And Merry Christmas to you too.

Environment Man · 12-23-2007, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by LeisureChrist

You know about two things... And Jack left town. Mustard? Don't let's be silly.

Hmmm... Your love has existed for two decades, yet you have a child by somebody else that is less than two decades old. If you loved her, what the hell were you doing sleeping with somebody else? And how can you say that your love has existed for two decades but you don't know if you're compatible? For that matter, if you don't know if you're compatible, what are you doing proclaiming that you'll marry her in two years? It's good that she's in another state, because the one you're in seems a bit delusional.

For decades. Not just two. I was faithful in my marriage as was she. You can love someone without being unfaithful. Godly love is not devilish. We know each others hearts. We just need to get to know each others minds.

LeisureChrist · 12-23-2007, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Environment Man

For decades. Not just two. I was faithful in my marriage as was she. You can love someone without being unfaithful. Godly love is not devilish. We know each others hearts. We just need to get to know each others minds.

You weren't in your marriage when you had sex with another womand besides this one you claim to have loved for more than two decades. If she was the one that was in your heart at the time that you slept with the woman who mothered your son (who is less than two decades old), you were being unfaithful to that love.

Environment Man · 12-23-2007, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by LeisureChrist

You weren't in your marriage when you had sex with another womand besides this one you claim to have loved for more than two decades. If she was the one that was in your heart at the time that you slept with the woman who mothered your son (who is less than two decades old), you were being unfaithful to that love.

Nay I say. Nay. Godly love is what I shared with the other woman. Agape love. Something your debased nature knows nothing about. You promote multiple sex partners and quite possible support legislation legalizing goat marriage. So I do not listen to your paganisms.

LeisureChrist · 12-23-2007, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Environment Man

Nay I say. Nay. Godly love is what I shared with the other woman. Agape love. Something your debased nature knows nothing about. You promote multiple sex partners and quite possible support legislation legalizing goat marriage. So I do not listen to your paganisms.

Since I'm all about consenting adults and Goats cannot give consent, no, I do not support goat marriage. And the only reason you don't like multiple parnters is because you cannot satisfy even one.

Environment Man · 12-23-2007, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by LeisureChrist

Since I'm all about consenting adults and Goats cannot give consent, no, I do not support goat marriage. And the only reason you don't like multiple parnters is because you cannot satisfy even one.

You KNOW I am the greatest lover of all time because I have told you. I satisfy a women EVERY time. In EVERY way. IN the marriage bed. I have my sights on a very good woman right now who will be completely satisfied in the marriage bed. Orgasm in the marriage bed is a gift from God.

Titanium Cat · 12-23-2007, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Environment Man

You KNOW I am the greatest lover of all time because I have told you. I satisfy a women EVERY time. In EVERY way. IN the marriage bed. I have my sights on a very good woman right now who will be completely satisfied in the marriage bed. Orgasm in the marriage bed is a gift from God.

[Cheap Shot]So how come you ended up divorcing your wife then?[/Cheap Shot]

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