LeisureChrist

Well, as a biblical man, the only biblical justification he could have for divorcing is if she had committed adultery. Which puts the lie to his claims of being a great lover, doesn't it?

Environment Man

You are so obsessed with me and my love man techniques. I told you you could watch. I do not think that goes against the Bible. My new wife and I will let you watch so you can learn. No videotaping though. I draw the line there cause you would post it for all to see. And then everyone would be trying to copy the E-man's awesome techniques. That is the ones who would recover from the sheer amazement of my infinite density.

LeisureChrist

You realize that when you talk like that, if gives people the impression that you're impotent, right? You do see that, don't you?

Environment Man

I do not see it. For I have a son. Plus the E-Man has instruction videos but only distributes them to women fans.

Titanium Cat

How many have you "distributed"?

So why did your wife have sex with another man then? She just couldn't put up with the rest of your shit?

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Where the hell is E-man?

Environment Man

I have no proof that she had sex with another man. Do you?

I have distributed probably 100 videos to self identified frigid women. They were no longer frigid after view my infinite density.

Titanium Cat

You told us that was what she did back in the days of the BM board! And you said the only legitimate reason to divorce was adultery. And you divorced her. I never asked for proof, I'm merely repeating what you claimed. I could care less who your wife had sex with.

I knew I shouldn't have asked.

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Where the hell is E-man?

Environment Man

I never said whom or what she might have interacted with now did I. Suffice it to say that our marriage bed was NOT the reason for any problems. For orgasm was her friend and gift frome me every time we 'knew' each other.

LeisureChrist

Then you had no biblical sanction to end your marriage.I need none. I'm not the whose only possible sanctioned-by-the-Law-of-my-Lord circumstance for divorce hinges upon her having done so. In other words, either she cheated or you broke God's law by divorcing her. Which would you rather have us believe? One destroys your credibility as the "Greatest Lover," while the other further damages what little credibility you have suggesting that God's laws should matter to us when they clearly don't matter to you.

Do you know anything about physics? At all? If Mr. Bodangles had infinite density, you'd be dead. Sucked in by your own manhood. Everything within your Erect Horizon would be dragged in and crushed into the growing black hole. And most importantly, light could not escape it so there would be no way to videorecord it or view it.

LeisureChrist

You had a son a long, long time ago. That's no proof of current performance levels.