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Old 12-23-2007, 12:50 PM   #501 (permalink)
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Do you know anything about physics? At all? If Mr. Bodangles had infinite density, you'd be dead. Sucked in by your own manhood. Everything within your Erect Horizon would be dragged in and crushed into the growing black hole. And most importantly, light could not escape it so there would be no way to videorecord it or view it.
You are correct on each point except that it brings pleasure instead of pain:

1) Only satisfied partners have been 'sucked in by [my] manhood.

2) My 'Erect Horizon' has 'crushed' the ones beneath me with pleasure.

3) Not even sound could escape from the screams of joy enjoyed. True.
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Old 12-23-2007, 12:52 PM   #502 (permalink)
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I never said whom or what she might have interacted with now did I. Suffice it to say that our marriage bed was NOT the reason for any problems. For orgasm was her friend and gift frome me every time we 'knew' each other.
You are completely avoiding the question.

You said you divorced her because she committed adultery and that was only permissable reason to do so. So did you lie to us?
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Old 12-23-2007, 01:03 PM   #503 (permalink)
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You are completely avoiding the question.

You said you divorced her because she committed adultery and that was only permissable reason to do so. So did you lie to us?
I NEVER said that. I said the only reason to divorce is adulter. The Bible says so.
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Old 12-23-2007, 01:05 PM   #504 (permalink)
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I NEVER said that. I said the only reason to divorce is adulter. The Bible says so.
So either you cheated, or she cheated, or nobody cheated. Which means either you broke God's law, or your lovemaking was inadequate, or you broke God's law.
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So either you cheated, or she cheated, or nobody cheated. Which means either you broke God's law, or your lovemaking was inadequate, or you broke God's law.
Well all we know is that SOMETHING happened. Unfortunately she lost the best lover of all time.
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You had a son a long, long time ago. That's no proof of current performance levels.
Time is relative. I am fully primed and ready to explode my infinity density to some fortunate woman.
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I NEVER said that. I said the only reason to divorce is adulter. The Bible says so.
So more of the "do what I say, not what I do" from e-man.
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So more of the "do what I say, not what I do" from e-man.
Oh no. Adultery is the Bible's ONLY reason for divorce. E-Man can only control E-Man. But E is only human. Lowly. A bug.
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Oh no. Adultery is the Bible's ONLY reason for divorce. E-Man can only control E-Man. But E is only human. Lowly. A bug.
Oh yes. And obviously E-man cannot control E-man.
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Old 12-23-2007, 01:16 PM   #510 (permalink)
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Oh yes. And obviously E-man cannot control E-man.
E-Man is in complete control of E-Man. Yet.........
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