Being Horny - Page 39

Environment Man · 12-21-2007, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nroberts

This guy has to be joking. Come on:

- "Not interested in sex."
- "Greatest lover of all time."
- "All man"
- "I'm a superhero"
- Invoking Occam's Razor to prove there's exactly one god.

And there's tons more. No way is he for real.

I am real alright. I am E-man.

AuCanada · 12-21-2007, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nroberts

This guy has to be joking. Come on:

- "Not interested in sex."
- "Greatest lover of all time."
- "All man"
- "I'm a superhero"
- Invoking Occam's Razor to prove there's exactly one god.

And there's tons more. No way is he for real.

The trouble is that we've known him for years, and it doesn't let up.

Environment Man · 12-21-2007, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeisureChrist

You yourself have made claims that Occam's Razor does not apply to gods, since they can choose to do things however they want. (Remember... Occam's Razor denies the necessity of a sacrifice to garner the forgiveness of ann all-powerful being that chooses to forgive as well as denying the possibility of any sacrifice forcing forgiveness from an all-powerful being that chooses to withhold it. As such, Occam's Razor cut Jesus out of the picture. But you throw back that God can choose to use Jesus even if doing so is an unnecessary duplication of efforts.) Sauce for the goose, eensy E... If Gods choose to allow other gods to be than they are. And your own god specifically references the existence of other gods. You callin' God a liar?

You make these claims and try to project them on to me. I have often used Occam's Razor myself to describe the logic of God and Jesus. You twist yourself into knots trying to discredit me.

nroberts · 12-21-2007, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeisureChrist

And your own god specifically references the existence of other gods.

You know why? It's really fascinating.

Judaism used to be polytheistic! It actually seem to have evolved from the religion of the canaanites, who were of course also in the area at the time and in greater number. It seems that originally, Yahweh was the son of El, along with several brothers and sisters including Ba'al. Ba'al would become the major point of worship for the caananites, and like the Egyptian mythos, would begin taking on aspects of his father god. Yahweh the same and also would take on many aspects of Ba'al.

It's simply a fact of history that Yahweh worshipers won the battle between the two. If the Canaanites had won instead of the Hebrews...Ba'alism might be a primary world religion instead of Judaism, and Christianity wouldn't even have existed, although something greatly resembling it in every important way would probably have anyway...but the main deity in that religion would be Mithras, not Jesus.

Environment Man · 12-21-2007, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nroberts

You know why? It's really fascinating.

Judaism used to be polytheistic! It actually seem to have evolved from the religion of the canaanites, who were of course also in the area at the time and in greater number. It seems that originally, Yahweh was the son of El, along with several brothers and sisters including Ba'al. Ba'al would become the major point of worship for the caananites, and like the Egyptian mythos, would begin taking on aspects of his father god. Yahweh the same and also would take on many aspects of Ba'al.

It's simply a fact of history that Yahweh worshipers won the battle between the two. If the Canaanites had won instead of the Hebrews...Ba'alism might be a primary world religion instead of Judaism, and Christianity wouldn't even have existed, although something greatly resembling it in every important way would probably have anyway...but the main deity in that religion would be Mithras, not Jesus.

So you are agreeing that Yahweh and Jesus rule. And I agree.

Dianekkdi · 12-21-2007, 05:31 PM

Seems somehow ya'll have reminded me of this little parable.

Tis the epitome of the male ego:

Once upon a time Ms. Elephant was walking happily through the jungle when she got a thorn stuck in her foot. She limped painfully along.

Little Mr. Ant noticed her predicament. "What's wrong Ms. Elephant?" he squeaked.

Ms. Elephant whimpered painfully, "I've a thorn in my foot and I can't remove it."

Mr. Ant jumped up and down, "Oh, I can remove it for you Ms. Elephant. I can! But, in return you've got to let me do one thing!"

"Anything." Ms. Elephant said.

Mr. Ant said, "You've got to let me climb up and poke you one!"

Ms. Elephant paused. She gave the little Mr. Ant a short look up, a short look down. "Ah heck," she said, "Why not?"

So, Mr Ant removed the the thorn. Then he ran behind Ms. Elephant and scurried up her huge hind leg and began giving her the ol' one two, in and out.

A monkey in a tree caught sight of the two and began laughing hysterically. Then he started throwing coconuts. They kept hitting poor Ms. Elephant in the head. "Oh!" she cried out. "Ooooo" She yelled.

And little Mr. Ant was having a grand ol' time. And hearing Ms. Elephant's response he yelped and yahooed, "Yeah.....take it all bitch...take it all!"

Environment Man · 12-22-2007, 02:00 PM

"Somebody wake up Hicks."

GuitarWizard · 12-23-2007, 10:49 PM

And even more shit...........

Environment Man · 12-24-2007, 10:46 AM

"leave the gun. Take the canoli."

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