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Or solstice...or whatever you choose to call it.

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Your wish is gratefully accepted in the spirit in which it is made. Allow me to reply with a bulletin a friend posted on a social site. Naturally, I added a disclaimer.



Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only “America” in the western hemisphere) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

DISCLAIMER:This non-denominational wish for a generally pleasant winter solstice experience coupled with any, all, or no religeous and/ or secular traditonal or non traditional activities attendant should in no way be construed to support, advocate, confirm, disconfirm or otherwise reference the so-called "War on Christmas." Any similirities between this wish and the aforementioned alleged war on Christmas are purely coincidental and the perception of such similarities is the sole responsibility of the wishee.

"Wish" is a registered trademark of D J Inni Enterprises. Unauthorized reproduction is strictly prohibited without prior written consent.

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Teri B.