What will "believers" do when they die and nothing happens? - Page 2

Gaia · 12-30-2007, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Environment Man

I knew it. So am I.

Environment Man · 12-30-2007, 06:56 AM

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I love Marvin the Martian! He's SO focused!

I would like to get a helmet like Marvin's. I think I have just been inspired to don such a helmet and record a video song entitled:

"Where is my Uranium PU 36 Explosive Space Modulator?"

--Though PU is plutonium and it is 239.

Elliott · 12-30-2007, 09:44 AM

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This will confuse some but does not confuse Eman.

There is no immortal soul in us that ascends to Heaven upon death for that would obviate the need for a Resurrection of all the dead upon the Second Coming of Jesus.

There is a God. He managed the creation of everything. He lives with angels and Jesus in Heaven. Hell is either the grave of nonexistence or some punishment place - - I'm a little fuzzy on Hell. I know Satan will be thrown into the Lake of Fire.

Hitler and Ghandi DID just die. Just like all of us die. Death is a penalty for breaking God's law. Original sin introduce death into humanity.

Hitler and Ghandi will be judged like all of us after the Resurrection. Although Jesus died for original sin, it does not cover tempting God or being an asshole in your heart after the Resurrection.

Whites are just people and all people have participated in man's inhumanity to man.

Nixon was a sinner just like all of us.

Stating God is a snakeoil salesman is blasphemy and you should watch yourself for you WILL be judged for it.

Environment Man · 12-30-2007, 09:55 AM

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What is this? You trying to put the Michael Jackson hex on me?

Elliott · 12-30-2007, 10:07 AM

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What is this? You trying to put the Michael Jackson hex on me?

No, that's pretty much an accurate depiction of the resurrection. I hope you've got the choreography down.

Environment Man · 12-30-2007, 10:17 AM

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No, that's pretty much an accurate depiction of the resurrection. I hope you've got the choreography down.

Well that would be a resurrection by Satan.

The Resurrection I speak of will be by Jesus and we will be made whole in mind and body. Not led by Michael in a choreographed routine.

Elliott · 12-30-2007, 10:20 AM

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Well that would be a resurrection by Satan.

The Resurrection I speak of will be by Jesus and we will be made whole in mind and body. Not led by Michael in a choreographed routine.

I've talked to Jesus, and he sure does have an awesome sense of humor. Like the one time he told me he did some voodoo mind control over your parents to let you move down into the basement and get your own internet hookup.

Titanium Cat · 12-30-2007, 10:25 AM

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Well that would be a resurrection by Satan.

The Resurrection I speak of will be by Jesus and we will be made whole in mind and body. Not led by Michael in a choreographed routine.

Whole in body? What if you were born with Cystic Fibrosis? Or if you spent the last 40 years of your life in an iron lung? Does Jesus give you an upgrade?

Environment Man · 12-30-2007, 10:30 AM

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Whole in body? What if you were born with Cystic Fibrosis? Or if you spent the last 40 years of your life in an iron lung? Does Jesus give you an upgrade?

You get the upgrade for disease will be no more. Nor death.

Titanium Cat · 12-30-2007, 10:33 AM

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You get the upgrade for disease will be no more. Nor death.

Does everyone get 20/20 vision and good teeth?

So you don't age once you've been resurrected? If you were old and frail when you died do you get to be 25 again?

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