What will "believers" do when they die and nothing happens? - Page 5

Elliott · 12-30-2007, 11:54 AM

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Gays for Jesus is an oxymoron.

No you fool. He offered us Oxycontin. I refused. I needed a viagra. It was a pity fuck. Men with beards are a total turn off.

Elliott · 12-30-2007, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Environment Man

Your choice. You prejudice against fat people with small dicks?

Well, no.. At least not you... You're one of the good fat people with small dicks. I was talking about the other guys.

Titanium Cat · 12-30-2007, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Environment Man

Well clearly it is speculation on my part. I am making logical assumptions. Of course, God knows how to figure this out much better than me and whichever way he does it will then be the perfect way.

Yeah I've seen some of your other "logical" ASSumptions.

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I would guess that being an adult is not that unique except for the uniqueness of one's personality, which I believe to be set pretty early in life. My guess is that people would want the best possible mind and body to interact among fellow humans, God and angels. That would be as an adult person. And since God made atoms, the universe, initiated the Big Bang making a child into a resurrected adult would be child's play.

So can you do anything you want then? You don't have to eat? What about if you like eating?

Nope, I still think you are making this shit up, nobody in their right mind would believe something like this.

Environment Man · 12-30-2007, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Elliott

No you fool. He offered us Oxycontin. I refused. I needed a viagra. It was a pity fuck. Men with beards are a total turn off.

But men you seek and as you say one's with STDs as long as they give you viagra.

slowhand · 12-30-2007, 11:57 AM

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Parties will exist no more. God will be in charge with Jesus as his Dick Cheney and the angels serving man.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear Dick Cheney say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Titanium Cat · 12-30-2007, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Elliott

There better not be any fat people or guys with small dicks when we all come back as perfect zombie creations.

Don't forget Jesus will kill all the jews except for 144,000 of them so you likely won't be on the list anyway. Is that 143,999 because he has got to be counting himself?

Elliott · 12-30-2007, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Environment Man

But men you seek and as you say one's with STDs as long as they give you viagra.

Environment Man · 12-30-2007, 11:59 AM

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Don't forget Jesus will kill all the jews except for 144,000 of them so you likely won't be on the list anyway. Is that 143,999 because he has got to be counting himself?

Jesus aint killing all the Jews. Where did you get that crap from?

I think the 144K are human managers promoted to Heaven. Living on Earth forever or in Heaven would be fine with me.