Insanity - Page 11

Environment Man · 01-02-2008, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Titanium Cat

And if you have $5000 in your account and you give your account and PIN number over the internet then what might happen?

I've never spent a cent on porn. The only good porn is up close and real.

You would only put $50 in there. And you dont have to give out your PIN. It works LIKE a credit card too. Just no credit.

I bet you do perform sex like porn instead with love and tenderness. Eman IS the greatest lover of all time.

Environment Man · 01-02-2008, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by nroberts

Are you saying you could? Come on! Eve was the perfect woman crafted specifically, by a perfect creator no less, to give pleasure to man. She was in all likelihood the hottest bitch there ever was. My serpent would have been working his magic within seconds.

You are so vulgar nRoberts. Is there no love in your heart at all. Maybe you need one of those A.I. robot women instead of a real woman.

Comicsartist · 01-02-2008, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Environment Man

You would only put $50 in there. And you dont have to give out your PIN. It works LIKE a credit card too. Just no credit.

I bet you do perform sex like porn instead with love and tenderness. Eman IS the greatest lover of all time.

Eman is so full of shit, and himself, that his visor's leaking...

Environment Man · 01-02-2008, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Comicsartist

Eman is so full of shit, and himself, that his visor's leaking...

OUCH Comicsartist. You know how sensitive Eman is. Why would you hurt Gort's feelings like that. Dont tell anyone but Eman is really inside of Gort.

Titanium Cat · 01-02-2008, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Environment Mao

I have educated you for at least 2 years and you seem slow to learn

No you are just an incredibly shitty teacher. Not to mention your choice of text book was old and out of date and was put together in dubious ways.

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Free will does exist without Satan. We CHOSE to fuck up. He IS allowing us to fuck up on our own. Satan just got it started.

But why did he allow Satan to get it started instead of letting us fuck up on our own first? Because god wanted us to fuck up. It amused god and gave her a phoney reason to go around killing people and other such crap.

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Well God created the woman to be more emotional than the man (gave her a better chest and other private parts too) and that is why Satan chose her first. And the stupid man tries to please the woman and killed all humanity.

So man is just stupid and is unable to exercise his free will? Doesn't sound very "free" to me.

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He started it. His influence is subtle but powerful. We want to do good but he helped us to fall.

Again god allowed him to start it rather than giving us a level playing field on which to fail. Because god wanted us to fail.

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Although Eman knows nuclear weaponry design, he woudl never use it first.

Phew, I can sleep easier now.

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Are too.

Are not!

Titanium Cat · 01-02-2008, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Environment Mao

You would only put $50 in there. And you dont have to give out your PIN. It works LIKE a credit card too. Just no credit.

Well then I could only buy $50 worth of stuff.

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I bet you do perform sex like porn instead with love and tenderness. Eman IS the greatest lover of all time.

You keep tell us the latter but we know that it is sooooooooooooo past tense at the very best. You went all the way to Brazil and still couldn't get laid.

Titanium Cat · 01-02-2008, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Environment Mao

Relax Cat. It aint porn. No shemale sites for you today.

Your pal John Ashcroft would think it was porn.

Environment Man · 01-02-2008, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Titanium Cat

No you are just an incredibly shitty teacher. Not to mention your choice of text book was old and out of date and was put together in dubious ways.

Eman is a great teacher. Many have learned at the Garden of Eman. You are just slow and cantankerous. The Bible is the greatest book in the history of mankind.

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Originally Posted by Titanium Cat

But why did he allow Satan to get it started instead of letting us fuck up on our own first? Because god wanted us to fuck up. It amused god and gave her a phoney reason to go around killing people and other such crap.

Well Satan had free will and freedom of movement. Dont forget he created rebellion in Heaven which led to a war and a third of the angels were kicked out of Heaven with Satan. Then Satan turned his eyes on humans. And the woman was easy. And the man was easy for the woman.

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Originally Posted by Titanium Cat

So man is just stupid and is unable to exercise his free will? Doesn't sound very "free" to me.

Man was not designed to exist without God. God told them but they listened to Satan.

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Originally Posted by Titanium Cat

Again god allowed him to start it rather than giving us a level playing field on which to fail. Because god wanted us to fail.

It was OUR choice not his. We fucke up.

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Originally Posted by Titanium Cat

Are not!

Listen. You reject God. That makes you a disciple of Satan whether you believe he or any of it exists at all. It is the rejection of God that dooms you.