Iraqi Eman: Koran Science!

AuCanada · 02-20-2008, 09:30 PM

YouTube - Iraqi TV Debate: Is the Earth Flat?

This man argues that the earth is flat using Koran Science. Sound familiar?

Heretic · 02-20-2008, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by AuCanada

YouTube - Iraqi TV Debate: Is the Earth Flat?

This man argues that the earth is flat using Koran Science. Sound familiar?

"So far, no doctor has figured out how the eye works."

Crass Mallows: "This fro a kook wearing glasses. That's rich. Could this explain why we're making little headway in Iraq? To answer these questions we turn to our expert on spiritual matters, a professor of theology and mythology at Warner Brothers University, Roadrunner."

Roadrunner: "MEEP, MEEP!!"

Crass: "You think this guy could give Pat Robertson a run for his money?"

Roadrunner: "MEEP, MEEP!"

Crass Mallows: "Wow! insightful answers. I got the feeling there's a lot more you can offer us. But more on that in a future broadcast. We now return to our usual banter on this forum."

Gaia · 02-21-2008, 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by AuCanada

YouTube - Iraqi TV Debate: Is the Earth Flat?

This man argues that the earth is flat using Koran Science. Sound familiar?

This further confirms my suspicion, that I am on the wrong planet! I got off the Train in Willobee.... (sp?) oh Gawds! what am I gonna do now??

Koran "Science"! *Groan* My Brain Hurts!

Gaia · 02-21-2008, 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Heretic

"So far, no doctor has figured out how the eye works."

This deserves a:

Crass Mallows: "This fro a kook wearing glasses. That's rich. Could this explain why we're making little headway in Iraq? To answer these questions we turn to our expert on spiritual matters, a professor of theology and mythology at Warner Brothers University, Roadrunner."

Roadrunner: "MEEP, MEEP!!"

Quote:

Crass: "You think this guy could give Pat Robertson a run for his money?"

They both would run neck-to-neck, I'll wager!

Quote:

Roadrunner: "MEEP, MEEP!"

Crass Mallows: "Wow! insightful answers. I got the feeling there's a lot more you can offer us. But more on that in a future broadcast. We now return to our usual banter on this forum."

I'll echo the Roadrunner: MEEP MEEP!

djack · 02-21-2008, 01:36 PM

A moron who is convinced he's right is the most dangerous thing in the world.

Gaia · 02-21-2008, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by djack

A moron who is convinced he's right is the most dangerous thing in the world.

I would have to totally agree with you on that!

Jonesy · 02-23-2008, 07:34 PM

I can't wait to write my 'modern' Koran, filled with the exact opposite of everything stated in the 'old-person' Koran.

Porn rules.

Dawnling · 02-23-2008, 10:00 PM

've been reading some passages in the Kiran.

It is ludicris to call this a religion of Peace.

( porn is a clitless world )

djack · 02-23-2008, 10:10 PM

The Bible is just as violent and intolerant as the Koran. I don't read either since they were written by guys who thought the sun revolved around the flat earth and selling your daughter was just business.
Anybody could write a better set of rules than the commandments. Let's get somebody from a couple of hundred years ago to teach us about the internet. Or internets as the chimperor calls it.

Dawnling · 02-23-2008, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by djack

The Bible is just as violent and intolerant as the Koran. I don't read either since they were written by guys who thought the sun revolved around the flat earth and selling your daughter was just business.
Anybody could write a better set of rules than the commandments. Let's get somebody from a couple of hundred years ago to teach us about the internet. Or internets as the chimperor calls it.

I agree with you!

Have you read Sam Harris' "The End of Faith"?

02-21-2008, 01:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
djack Chairman of the Bored Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,187 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	A moron who is convinced he's right is the most dangerous thing in the world. __________________ "Last words are for fools who haven't said enough." Karl Marx (last words)
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Jonesy Truth Lion Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,554 Thanks: 10 Thanked 32 Times in 23 Posts	I can't wait to write my 'modern' Koran, filled with the exact opposite of everything stated in the 'old-person' Koran. Porn rules.
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Dawnling Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: DC Posts: 1,421 My Mood: Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	've been reading some passages in the Kiran. It is ludicris to call this a religion of Peace. ( porn is a clitless world )
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02-23-2008, 10:10 PM	#9 (permalink)
djack Chairman of the Bored Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,187 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	The Bible is just as violent and intolerant as the Koran. I don't read either since they were written by guys who thought the sun revolved around the flat earth and selling your daughter was just business. Anybody could write a better set of rules than the commandments. Let's get somebody from a couple of hundred years ago to teach us about the internet. Or internets as the chimperor calls it. __________________ "Last words are for fools who haven't said enough." Karl Marx (last words)
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