The christian god is no respecter of free will - Page 11

LeisureChrist · 04-10-2008, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Environment Man

I perceive them as the running zombies in the dead movies.

Ironic, since you're among the camp the decries the free use of free will.

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Yes I do for it was written in his user manual.

Hence the statement, proven true once again, that you are merely echoing what you have heard and/or read.

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The one his father commissioned that is true

Do you hold that every word in the Bible is literally true?

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and useful to discern their minds and wishes.

Seeing as many of those wishes appear to be contradictory, how does one "discern" which to apply? Do we just go with the parts that support our own preferred POV like you do?

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Oh he will be back. You can depend on that. I am talking about those who rebel against HIM and his Father. He will kill and rekill them all.

Kill and rekill? Why on Earth would he need to rekill anybody? Are you saying that the son of god is too incompetent to kill somebody right the first time? For that matter, since you believe that life is only possible because God actively sustains it from moment to moment, why bother killing anybody? God could simply cease to sustain the ones he does not want to live. Any other method of ending those lives would be a needless complication in violation of Occam's Razor.

Malkavian · 04-10-2008, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Free Parking

Bub could be anybody's name, but Beelzebub, now there is a name that leaves little doubt who it belongs to.

Hmm... Good point. But it's a chore to say after a few games of beer pong.

Malkavian · 04-10-2008, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Rigged

lol...I figured putting it out in cyberspace couldn't hurt either...maybe when God checks his email..

Yes, cybergods are important.

Malkavian · 04-10-2008, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Environment Man

I perceive them as the running zombies in the dead movies.

Yes I do for it was written in his user manual. The one his father commissioned that is true and useful to discern their minds and wishes.

Oh he will be back. You can depend on that. I am talking about those who rebel against HIM and his Father. He will kill and rekill them all.

What if you are a cat and have nine lives?

Malkavian · 04-10-2008, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by LeisureChrist

Kill and rekill? Why on Earth would he need to rekill anybody? Are you saying that the son of god is too incompetent to kill somebody right the first time?

From this we can deduce there's no cable TV or mob movies in heaven. Otherwise Jesus would have known to put a bullet through his victim's head, just in case.

PursuitOfHappinessParty · 04-10-2008, 06:04 PM

~Jesus does a drive-by~
Didn't think I'd read all this today when I woke up

Malkavian · 04-10-2008, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by PursuitOfHappinessParty

~Jesus does a drive-by~
Didn't think I'd read all this today when I woke up

Can you really blame him? He'll have to execute 6-9 billion people.... There's simply no time to get off your donkey for the final headshot. Poor guy will have to put in some serious overtime as it is.

PursuitOfHappinessParty · 04-10-2008, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Malkavian

Can you really blame him? He'll have to execute 6-9 billion people.... There's simply no time to get off your donkey for the final headshot. Poor guy will have to put in some serious overtime as it is.

J-Chry kills us for our sins

Ouroboros · 04-10-2008, 08:41 PM

Can't ya just feel the love?

Titanium Cat · 04-10-2008, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Environment Man

I perceive them as the running zombies in the dead movies.

This is your brain on religion... <sizzling fry pan>

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Yes I do for it was written in his user manual. The one his father commissioned that is true and useful to discern their minds and wishes.

Oh he will be back. You can depend on that. I am talking about those who rebel against HIM and his Father. He will kill and rekill them all.

I love it, AK-47 Jesus is now WWE Jesus.

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WWE Jesus says:
I am going to resurrect your mother and make her watch me kill you. Then I'll resurrect you and make you watch me kill your mother. And then I'll work my way through the rest of your family all the way down to the hamster. I might make you watch me kill and rekill that little fucker a dozen times. Wooooooooooo!

Go Jesus go!

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