Originally Posted by Environment Man

Yeah well that keeps me chaste too. Eman is a great great lover. I miss me in the sack. Some lucky woman is going to latch on to this 'Sex Machine' and, mechanically speaking, galaxies shall collide. Everytime. "Yes I Can."

Originally Posted by Willie Rodriguez

I was in the basement, which is the support floor for the maintenance company, and we hear like a big rumble. Not like an impact, like a rumble, like moving furniture in a massive way. And all of sudden we hear another rumble, and a guy comes running, running into our office, and all of skin was off his body.

Originally Posted by Duvidoo

And how do you explain away the man Rodriguez described who came up from the sub-basement with his skin hanging off? I heard him several times and there was nothing about mere rumbles.

Originally Posted by Titanium Cat

Yes we can... psycologically (and mechanically) vomit...

You didn't really fall for that old line did you?

Originally Posted by Environment Man

I read the Obituary.

Originally Posted by Willie Rodriguez

I was in the basement, which is the support floor for the maintenance company, and we hear like a big rumble. Not like an impact, like a rumble, like moving furniture in a massive way. And all of sudden we hear another rumble, and a guy comes running, running into our office, and all of skin was off his body.

Originally Posted by Duvidoo

And how do you explain away the man Rodriguez described who came up from the sub-basement with his skin hanging off? I heard him several times and there was nothing about mere rumbles.

Originally Posted by Titanium Cat

Yeah but didn't you think it odd that it was published in the Personals section though?

I suppose it depends on whether or not her husband was a rat bastard. A year sounds about right but that's too soon to get married again. You gotta wait at least two for that. Rules are rules.

Originally Posted by Environment Man

Wow. Another year and a half. Oh well. Eman has infinite patience.

Originally Posted by Willie Rodriguez

I was in the basement, which is the support floor for the maintenance company, and we hear like a big rumble. Not like an impact, like a rumble, like moving furniture in a massive way. And all of sudden we hear another rumble, and a guy comes running, running into our office, and all of skin was off his body.

Originally Posted by Duvidoo

And how do you explain away the man Rodriguez described who came up from the sub-basement with his skin hanging off? I heard him several times and there was nothing about mere rumbles.

Originally Posted by Titanium Cat

So are you guys dating at least? In a Christian way of course.

Originally Posted by Environment Man

Nope. She is 300 miles away. We commicate about once every two weeks to exchange a few lines of update via email.

Originally Posted by Willie Rodriguez

I was in the basement, which is the support floor for the maintenance company, and we hear like a big rumble. Not like an impact, like a rumble, like moving furniture in a massive way. And all of sudden we hear another rumble, and a guy comes running, running into our office, and all of skin was off his body.

Originally Posted by Duvidoo

And how do you explain away the man Rodriguez described who came up from the sub-basement with his skin hanging off? I heard him several times and there was nothing about mere rumbles.

Originally Posted by Titanium Cat

Does she have even a faint suspicion that you are interested in her in that sort of way?

Originally Posted by Environment Man

Of course. She let me know that she loved me since she was 6. Same with me.

Originally Posted by Willie Rodriguez

I was in the basement, which is the support floor for the maintenance company, and we hear like a big rumble. Not like an impact, like a rumble, like moving furniture in a massive way. And all of sudden we hear another rumble, and a guy comes running, running into our office, and all of skin was off his body.

Originally Posted by Duvidoo

And how do you explain away the man Rodriguez described who came up from the sub-basement with his skin hanging off? I heard him several times and there was nothing about mere rumbles.

Originally Posted by Titanium Cat

Hopefully you weren't 17 at the time.

I thought you were waiting until your son was off to college?

Well I've got a 1pm meeting that I am almost late for. Live long and prosper.