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Old 05-07-2008, 03:58 PM   #371 (permalink)
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Well sex is very special and should be restricted to the marriage bed. I respect that. But I am a weak and lowly human.
I still say that there's nothing wrong with the marriage hot tub. Or the maariage kitchen table, for that matter.
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Old 05-07-2008, 04:00 PM   #372 (permalink)
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Yeah well that keeps me chaste too. Eman is a great great lover. I miss me in the sack. Some lucky woman is going to latch on to this 'Sex Machine' and, mechanically speaking, galaxies shall collide. Everytime. "Yes I Can."

I am waiting for my little Carolina childhood sweetheart. As each month ticks by. Actually it is kind of gruesome. How long should a woman wait after her husband dies to have relations with another man?
A woman should never have sex if her husband is dead. That would be considered adultery since the husband will be resurrected. If one believes in that sort of nonsense.
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Old 05-07-2008, 04:02 PM   #373 (permalink)
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Wow. Another year and a half. Oh well. Eman has infinite patience.
If your patience is truly infinite, then you should have no trouble doing without forever. Which is what God requires of you unless your wife commited adultery before you dumped her.
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Old 05-07-2008, 04:05 PM   #374 (permalink)
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I was 7. I dont even know that she or I will WANT to get married. We have never dated and dont really know each other.
Then each of you telling the other that about having loved the other since age 6 and 7 is bullshit, isn't it? Because any love that you feel for somebody you do not genuinely know has nothing to do with person you think you love.
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Old 05-07-2008, 06:27 PM   #375 (permalink)
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That's 'Barada.' Get it right before I have to turn the earth into a burned out cinder.
thank you for proving my point, Movie-Geek.
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Old 05-07-2008, 07:51 PM   #376 (permalink)
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A woman should never have sex if her husband is dead. That would be considered adultery since the husband will be resurrected. If one believes in that sort of nonsense.
You're funny ha ha.
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thank you for proving my point, Movie-Geek.
Just one of my favorite movies of all time. I mean look at my avatar.
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Then each of you telling the other that about having loved the other since age 6 and 7 is bullshit, isn't it? Because any love that you feel for somebody you do not genuinely know has nothing to do with person you think you love.
Now that does make some sense LC. And that is scary going into this.
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If your patience is truly infinite, then you should have no trouble doing without forever. Which is what God requires of you unless your wife commited adultery before you dumped her.
You live through me dont you. For the record: my wife never committed adultery. Now get over it.
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I still say that there's nothing wrong with the marriage hot tub. Or the maariage kitchen table, for that matter.
Yet you have never been married.
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