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Old 05-16-2008, 05:49 AM   #451 (permalink)
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Really? Which of the Parables of Jesus tell of the cleanness of your desire to evacuate your bladder and bowels on the mentally ill?
Justice. A mother drowning her children merits 'special' judicial punishment. I would love to be the one assigned to deliver it. Jesus was tortured and murdered and it was approved by God. As payment for the original sin of Adam and Eve.
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Old 05-16-2008, 08:07 AM   #452 (permalink)
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Justice. A mother drowning her children merits 'special' judicial punishment. I would love to be the one assigned to deliver it. Jesus was tortured and murdered and it was approved by God. As payment for the original sin of Adam and Eve.
This has more holes in it than Swiss cheese!

What if God asked her to do it as a sacrifice to test her belief in Him!
Or her children were possessed by the Devil and she "delivered it" to them.

The problem with religion is that people take it WAY too seriously. They freak out thinking that God speaks to them and tells them to kill or they believe that someone that doesn't follow the "Good Book" has sided with the Devil and must be killed.
People killing in the name of religion is FUCKED UP! (see Bin Laden)
Eman, from the sound of it you'd be right there on the rightous side of the Christian God killing people that don't follow the truth as you see it!

Thank You O'Lordy for not putting Eman in the position to decide anyone's fate.
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Old 05-16-2008, 09:06 AM   #453 (permalink)
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Justice. A mother drowning her children merits 'special' judicial punishment. I would love to be the one assigned to deliver it. Jesus was tortured and murdered and it was approved by God. As payment for the original sin of Adam and Eve.
"Justice?" Which parable was that? Was it the one about truning the other cheek? I don't remember feces or urine being mentioned in that one.

Speaking of justice, does your imaginary god have a special justice reserved for idiots who want to personally befoul a mentally ill woman over the deaths of five, yet hero-worship a man whose orders led to the unnecessary deaths of over half a million?
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Old 05-16-2008, 09:08 AM   #454 (permalink)
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Thank You O'Lordy for not putting Eman in the position to decide anyone's fate.
I do believe that his son should be removed from his custody before the "lazy" days of summer get here... Just as a precaution.
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Old 05-16-2008, 09:38 AM   #455 (permalink)
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Если хороший господин действительно существует, eman понятия не имеет, сколько он нарушителя большой парень
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Old 05-16-2008, 07:10 PM   #456 (permalink)
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This has more holes in it than Swiss cheese!

What if God asked her to do it as a sacrifice to test her belief in Him!
Or her children were possessed by the Devil and she "delivered it" to them.
God does not talk directly to people anymore. Susan Smith and Andrea Yates deserve to be drowned. If the state allowed me to participate, I would ask them about your inquiry as they slowly drowned.

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The problem with religion is that people take it WAY too seriously. They freak out thinking that God speaks to them and tells them to kill or they believe that someone that doesn't follow the "Good Book" has sided with the Devil and must be killed.
People killing in the name of religion is FUCKED UP! (see Bin Laden)
Eman, from the sound of it you'd be right there on the rightous side of the Christian God killing people that don't follow the truth as you see it!

Thank You O'Lordy for not putting Eman in the position to decide anyone's fate.
Religion is serious. The presidential candidates think it is too. You are the odd atheist out.

If islamofascists want a religious war I would gladly be on the front lines. Bring it.
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Old 05-16-2008, 07:11 PM   #457 (permalink)
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I do believe that his son should be removed from his custody before the "lazy" days of summer get here... Just as a precaution.
Good luck with that. I have sole legal custody of my son. So fuck you.
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Old 05-16-2008, 07:12 PM   #458 (permalink)
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"Justice?" Which parable was that? Was it the one about truning the other cheek? I don't remember feces or urine being mentioned in that one.

Speaking of justice, does your imaginary god have a special justice reserved for idiots who want to personally befoul a mentally ill woman over the deaths of five, yet hero-worship a man whose orders led to the unnecessary deaths of over half a million?
Here is a parable for you: ram a bat up their asses before they are drowned.
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Old 05-16-2008, 08:27 PM   #459 (permalink)
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Here is a parable for you: ram a bat up their asses before they are drowned.
The ASPCA would be all over you for that.
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The ASPCA would be all over you for that.
They are against against bat abuse?
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