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Old 05-04-2008, 03:52 PM   #131 (permalink)
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No they don't. They need gremlins. Lol, i do mass/energy balances for a living, and if they don't close, it usually means you got a leaky pipe somewhere, or a piece of insulation fell off. I need an o-ring or a piece of wool with duct tape to get back on track. Supernatural powers? Not so much.
Yup, no need of god. just wd-40 if it needs to move and doesn't, and duct tape if it moves but shouldn't. These two items bring harmony to the universe.
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Old 05-04-2008, 04:38 PM   #132 (permalink)
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Yup, no need of god. just wd-40 if it needs to move and doesn't, and duct tape if it moves but shouldn't. These two items bring harmony to the universe.
Yes. The powers of duct tape and wd-40 are highly underrated. I suggest we start a religion worshiping those two items and evangelize. At worst, we get a tax exempt status. If all goes well, we get a loyal cult following of housewives who need plumbing/mechanical and insulation jobs done. I mean, what's there to lose?
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Old 05-04-2008, 04:56 PM   #133 (permalink)
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Mock God if you like but your future lives are at stake. Or just accept that you get your 70 and that is it.
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Mock God if you like but your future lives are at stake. Or just accept that you get your 70 and that is it.
I certainly hope for it... Next best would be reincarnation. If i do get to see Jesus somehow, he'll get some stern talking to. For not showing up earlier and setting his followers straight.
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I certainly hope for it... Next best would be reincarnation. If i do get to see Jesus somehow, he'll get some stern talking to. For not showing up earlier and setting his followers straight.
Right. You are going to lecture to Jesus? Right. Good luck with that.

You will be resurrected from death though.
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Right. You are going to lecture to Jesus? Right. Good luck with that.
Pretty much. With all the fuck ups going on, i really think he should come back already and issue Bible 2.0 where he underscores his message for those who didn't get it the first time around (conservative christians).
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Well, that's a bummer. Wait, will there be sleeping pills that would last for eternity? It may not be so bad then..
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Pretty much. With all the fuck ups going on, i really think he should come back already and issue Bible 2.0 where he underscores his message for those who didn't get it the first time around (conservative christians).


Well, that's a bummer. Wait, will there be sleeping pills that would last for eternity? It may not be so bad then..
Your cynicism is noted. Your death wish odd.
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Your cynicism is noted. Your death wish odd.
Why? I think existence for eternity will result in mind crushing boredom. Especially in heaven. Far better not to exist.
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Why? I think existence for eternity will result in mind crushing boredom. Especially in heaven. Far better not to exist.
Humans will be on Earth. Forever. I would never get bored. Only boring people get bored.

I would have the time to get 18 hole in ones in a row. And other stuff like that.
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Humans will be on Earth. Forever. I would never get bored. Only boring people get bored.

I would have the time to get 18 hole in ones in a row. And other stuff like that.
But you needn't ever bother to... Having forever means never having to get anything done because there's always another tomorrow. Just like your notion of God easily reconstructing us, immortality robs life of meaning.
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