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Old 04-18-2008, 11:53 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 04-18-2008, 12:11 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Which explains why your sex life is so empty...
You just couldn't resist could you Cat? I put that right up there for you to knock out of the park. I bet it just gave you SO much joy.

Everybody's obsessed with Eman's sex life. Get a clue people. Eman is chaste.
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Old 04-18-2008, 12:19 PM   #13 (permalink)
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You just couldn't resist could you Cat? I put that right up there for you to knock out of the park. I bet it just gave you SO much joy.
I can't watch all the hanging curves go by without taking a swing at a few of them.

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And goats everywhere sleep a little bit sounder because of that.
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Old 04-18-2008, 12:22 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I can't watch all the hanging curves go by without taking a swing at a few of them.

And goats everywhere sleep a little bit sounder because of that.
You are just incorrigible Cat.
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One should not have intercourse, except in the marriage bed. God-approved sex.
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Old 04-18-2008, 12:29 PM   #16 (permalink)
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One should not have intercourse, except in the marriage bed. God-approved sex.
God is no fun. He's a grumpy old man with prostate problems.
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Old 04-18-2008, 12:52 PM   #17 (permalink)
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God is no fun. He's a grumpy old man with prostate problems.
True. But God knows how it should work. And because people want to just have 'fun' now there is the spread of herpes, AIDS, you know the list. I have none of those worries for I am not in the game. God knows best.
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True. But God knows how it should work. And because people want to just have 'fun' now there is the spread of herpes, AIDS, you know the list. I have none of those worries for I am not in the game. God knows best.
People who jerk off to porn have none of those worries too. 100% safe and disease free. So Porn knows better.
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God is no fun. He's a grumpy old man with prostate problems.
I'm not that old and my prostate is in very good shape.
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People who jerk off to porn have none of those worries too. 100% safe and disease free. So Porn knows better.
Yet porn can lead to addiction to certain images that can spoil the real thing. Porn is also anathema to love. True 'love making' requires love for God created the female to need love. When the female loses this capacity she has lost her spark of life. She renders herself a piece of meat and the meat eating man is very happy to hit and run.
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