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Old 04-19-2008, 04:36 AM   #21 (permalink)
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There you go demonstrating your obsession with my sex life for everyone to see. Have you no shame?

Here is a crumb for you: My sex life remains in my head.
Then it's probably dying of loneliness in that void.
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Old 04-19-2008, 04:37 AM   #22 (permalink)
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You just couldn't resist could you Cat? I put that right up there for you to knock out of the park. I bet it just gave you SO much joy.

Everybody's obsessed with Eman's sex life. Get a clue people. Eman is chaste.
But never chased.
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Old 04-19-2008, 04:39 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Yet porn can lead to addiction to certain images that can spoil the real thing. Porn is also anathema to love. True 'love making' requires love for God created the female to need love. When the female loses this capacity she has lost her spark of life. She renders herself a piece of meat and the meat eating man is very happy to hit and run.
Are you implying that men do not need love? Do you delight in proving you have actually managed to learn even less about your own gender than the opposite one?
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Old 04-19-2008, 05:04 AM   #24 (permalink)
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One should not have intercourse, except in the marriage bed. God-approved sex.
It's hypocritical of you to ask that of anyone else when you indulged before marriage.
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Old 04-19-2008, 05:20 AM   #25 (permalink)
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The Stork was originally created as were the other species. Stork delivery is NOT theory but is fact. I know it is how my son was delivered to me.
You ARE kidding...right??


As the bearer/deliverer of three children, I must tell you: I am NO Stork!
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Yet porn can lead to addiction to certain images that can spoil the real thing. Porn is also anathema to love. True 'love making' requires love for God created the female to need love. When the female loses this capacity she has lost her spark of life. She renders herself a piece of meat and the meat eating man is very happy to hit and run.
Well, staying celibate can lead to dangerous hallucinations (ie religion) and going after little boys (ie Catholic priests)...

Porn is not not anathema to love. It's just sex, and sex and love are completely independent. You can fuck without love, and you can love without fucking. Kinda like sugar and coffee... There is some merit in combining those; and then again, there is some merit in keeping them separately. Different people will answer differently, depends on personality.
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Then it's probably dying of loneliness in that void.
Yet Eman is the greatest love of all time. Any woman would weep at the mere thought of the pleasures that Eman brings.
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Well, staying celibate can lead to dangerous hallucinations (ie religion) and going after little boys (ie Catholic priests)...

Porn is not not anathema to love. It's just sex, and sex and love are completely independent. You can fuck without love, and you can love without fucking. Kinda like sugar and coffee... There is some merit in combining those; and then again, there is some merit in keeping them separately. Different people will answer differently, depends on personality.
I am chaste not celibate. Note the distinction.

I drink my coffee black.
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You ARE kidding...right??


As the bearer/deliverer of three children, I must tell you: I am NO Stork!
I do know where children come from. My son was not brought by a stork. Nor place in the womb by a stork.
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