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Old 04-18-2008, 04:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 04-18-2008, 05:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Waking up to humor is always a good thing, but it's even better when there's a real point behind it. Thanks for the post.
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Old 04-18-2008, 06:15 AM   #3 (permalink)
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The Stork was originally created as were the other species. Stork delivery is NOT theory but is fact. I know it is how my son was delivered to me.
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The Stork was originally created as were the other species. Stork delivery is NOT theory but is fact. I know it is how my son was delivered to me.
Do they use special storks for children conceived out-of-wedlock?
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Do they use special storks for children conceived out-of-wedlock?
You tell me. You are obsessed with my sex life and me. You pervert.
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Old 04-18-2008, 09:09 AM   #6 (permalink)
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The stork dropped the baby jesus on his head wich made him believe he was the messiah.
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You tell me. You are obsessed with my sex life and me. You pervert.
You have no sex life with which I could obsess, remember? Your god has unmanned you.
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Old 04-18-2008, 10:05 AM   #8 (permalink)
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The stork dropped the baby jesus on his head wich made him believe he was the messiah.
Mercy. And you just became a power user. Next you will be trashing up the VIP Lounge too.
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You have no sex life with which I could obsess, remember? Your god has unmanned you.
There you go demonstrating your obsession with my sex life for everyone to see. Have you no shame?

Here is a crumb for you: My sex life remains in my head.
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There you go demonstrating your obsession with my sex life for everyone to see. Have you no shame?

Here is a crumb for you: My sex life remains in my head.
Which explains why your sex life is so empty...
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