Lewis Black was right...Oprah IS evil!!!!

brian_wilbanks · 04-29-2008, 08:52 PM

I was driving thru the Mississippi Delta this morning, I found one of my favorite things on the radio when I'm travelling.....Christian Radio Baby!!!!

And this wasn't that mainstream AFR bullshit....This was old timey, fire and brimstone and speaking in tounges, christian talk radio out of Batton Rouge.

I came in about 10 minutes into the show and they were shitting their pants about some remark that Oprah Winfrey had blasphemend so I wasn't sure what her remarks were until I got home and googled it.

Apparently, Oprah said something to the effect that Jesus couldn't be the only way to god in response to a comment from an audience member.

In the 15 minutes or so that I listened to the conversation, there were at least 5 callers who called her evil and one lady even started crying and speaking in tounges.

Several of them talked about how easily people can be decived into joining cults and I found that especially hillarious. Especially when you consider this was Frances Swaggart from Swaggart ministries running the show.

One of the callers even said something about Hussein Obama, but I was on the phone and didnt quite catch it, but those two words said it all.

As I pulled into Indianola,they were still going on but I saw a restaurant that served aligator tail po-boys, so I had to end it early.

Here's the proof that Oprah is indeed satan on earth.

Is Jesus the Only Way to God? Oprah says "No!"

Environment Man · 04-29-2008, 08:54 PM

If Oprah said that then she IS evil. I have met Oprah. Nice lady though.

brian_wilbanks · 04-29-2008, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Environment Man

If Oprah said that then she IS evil. I have met Oprah. Nice lady though.

So if you dont accept christ, you're evil?

The_Heretic · 04-29-2008, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by brian_wilbanks

Apparently, Oprah said something to the effect that Jesus couldn't be the only way to god in response to a comment from an audience member.

Wow! I agree with her on this. That disturbs me.

Jonesy · 04-29-2008, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by brian_wilbanks

So if you dont accept christ, you're evil?

Yes, it is true, if you do not accept Wolverine as your savior, you are evil and will go to hell for all eternity.

You see, Jesus loves you, but will be back soon to kill everyone (including you).

Environment Man · 04-29-2008, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by brian_wilbanks

So if you dont accept christ, you're evil?

Yep. And you sound like this.

Jonesy · 04-29-2008, 09:19 PM

Religious people are like children who could never accept the fact Santa Claus is not real.

brian_wilbanks · 04-29-2008, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Environment Man

Yep. And you sound like

So then the Jews are evil?

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this.

No thanks to the RAM file BTW.

Titanium Cat · 04-29-2008, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Environment Man

If Oprah said that then she IS evil. I have met Oprah. Nice lady though.

I thought you had stopped your shameless name dropping.

brian_wilbanks · 04-29-2008, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonesy

Yes, it is true, if you do not accept Wolverine as your savior, you are evil and will go to hell for all eternity.

You see, Jesus loves you, but will be back soon to kill everyone (including you).

He's like an unemployed alcoholic husband coming home after a 2 month binge to beat his wife for having doubts about him.

04-29-2008, 08:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
brian_wilbanks Not Banned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: in my universe Posts: 3,370 My Mood: Thanks: 69 Thanked 31 Times in 26 Posts	Lewis Black was right...Oprah IS evil!!!! I was driving thru the Mississippi Delta this morning, I found one of my favorite things on the radio when I'm travelling.....Christian Radio Baby!!!! And this wasn't that mainstream AFR bullshit....This was old timey, fire and brimstone and speaking in tounges, christian talk radio out of Batton Rouge. I came in about 10 minutes into the show and they were shitting their pants about some remark that Oprah Winfrey had blasphemend so I wasn't sure what her remarks were until I got home and googled it. Apparently, Oprah said something to the effect that Jesus couldn't be the only way to god in response to a comment from an audience member. In the 15 minutes or so that I listened to the conversation, there were at least 5 callers who called her evil and one lady even started crying and speaking in tounges. Several of them talked about how easily people can be decived into joining cults and I found that especially hillarious. Especially when you consider this was Frances Swaggart from Swaggart ministries running the show. One of the callers even said something about Hussein Obama, but I was on the phone and didnt quite catch it, but those two words said it all. As I pulled into Indianola,they were still going on but I saw a restaurant that served aligator tail po-boys, so I had to end it early. Here's the proof that Oprah is indeed satan on earth. Is Jesus the Only Way to God? Oprah says "No!" __________________ "I'm as strong as a thousand armies, I'm as soft as a petal on a long stemed rose" Last edited by brian_wilbanks; 04-29-2008 at 08:57 PM.
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04-29-2008, 08:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
Environment Man Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Catalina Island Posts: 19,983 Thanks: 0 Thanked 37 Times in 33 Posts	If Oprah said that then she IS evil. I have met Oprah. Nice lady though.
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04-29-2008, 09:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
Jonesy Truth Lion Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,554 Thanks: 10 Thanked 32 Times in 23 Posts	Religious people are like children who could never accept the fact Santa Claus is not real.
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