chrisbb

this puzzles me: i love diet coke and diet sprite. when i bring diet coke in from the cold and open the bottle, all is well. but when i bring diet sprite inside and open the bottle, it always explodes. what is the difference between the 2 that causes this to happen?

Malkavian

more gas?

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chrisbb

well that was a letdown. i was hoping for a long, drawn out scientific explanation. sigh

gorillamom

I can't drink pop unless I put it in the food processor to get all the bubbles out! Then I can only drink a little.

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Now is the only time we have,
So live it with a will,
Don't wait until tomorrow,
The hands may then be still.

Malkavian

OK, they have a top secret facility where underpaid Indians are forced to fart into Sprite bottle There, the secret is out

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chrisbb

my sister is the same way. she will cry if she drinks it carbonated. but i love it. i like to hold it in my mouth until the bubbles die off.

wow, that sounded kinda dirty. where is Ciaobox?

chrisbb

thanks buddy. i am happy now to have it figured out. i will have to write to Rambo to rescue them

Malkavian

Better hurry... why do you think the bottle nozzles are such perfect small round shape? To fit you know where And they are planning to make them bigger! The Bastards!

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chrisbb

Dude, now i have to pour my sprite down the sink

gorillamom

I'm sorry, but.......

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The Clock of life is wound but once,
And no man has the power,
To tell just when the hands will stop
On what day or what hour.
Now is the only time we have,
So live it with a will,
Don't wait until tomorrow,
The hands may then be still.